Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Old Woman Jokes More Old Woman Jokes

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons