Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."

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How's she now?

Him: Are you sure you're a doctor Me: Doct... No, I'm from IT.

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

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What do older women wear?

Depends

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

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Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients