Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Old Woman Jokes More Old Woman Jokes

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

What's an old woman taste like?

Depends ...

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."