Old Woman Jokes

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

Why do old men need Viagra?

Because they are screwing old women!

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

What's an old woman taste like?

Depends ...

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

What do older women wear?

Depends

How do you get fifty old women to say f**k?

Shout "Bingo!"

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

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