What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

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How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

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Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.