The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A barber!
A woman.
Occam's razor
It's in their "jeans" ;)
Because he's no good at shaving.
Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.
Bigfoot is occasionally sighted
A Harry Potter
Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
At least one group can grow a beard.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: A barber.
Shorty's growin a beard.
A barber.
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Nothing, giraffes aren't real.
Look for the one with shaved legs....
Because he always uses a razor.
M'laysia
M'Laysia
He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.
What Men Know About Women
He had swine flu
Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.
I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.
Hairy Potter
Hairy Potter.
Getting sleighed.
because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.
