The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A barber!
A woman.
Occam's razor
It's in their "jeans" ;)
Because he's no good at shaving.
Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.
Bigfoot is occasionally sighted
A Harry Potter
Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
At least one group can grow a beard.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: A barber.
Shorty's growin a beard.
A barber.
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
They are both controlled by little green men.
Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.
A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!
cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.
Take ze bra off.
Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll
All their statements are baseless.
They end every statement with init
OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
OC By process of elimination.
He was just two tired.
With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.
He lost his SANTAty
