The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
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Coffee Mug
A barber!
A woman.
Occam's razor
It's in their "jeans" ;)
Because he's no good at shaving.
Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.
Bigfoot is occasionally sighted
A Harry Potter
Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
At least one group can grow a beard.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: A barber.
Shorty's growin a beard.
A barber.
A: Tally hohoho!
OH OH NO!
Chin"ger
They were MAROONED!
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
Looks like rein dear"
Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor
Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
They went on strike!
He read that it was an invisible solid.
Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
D--Dos