Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

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Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor