Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

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What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

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What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber?

A director's cut

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.