Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.