Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser