Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this