When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!