When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.

What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade