What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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President Jokes More President Jokes

What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

What was the first profession to go all digital?

Proctology.

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ?

Barberd wire !

Ussr Jokes More Ussr Jokes

Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters?

Because they aren't capitalist

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.