Barbers.
Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.
He was charged with battery.
The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.
Just Juan
To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.
Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!
You need to take your vitamin Ayy.
God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.
Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.
He was the vermicellist
Shia Labeouf
They've got to get their 72 virgins
Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.
a rem job
A barber
Barber: It's on the same old head.
The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me
They kept Stalin.
