What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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President Jokes More President Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

King Jokes More King Jokes

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?

Because he didn't habanero

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia?

Shia Labeouf

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

a rem job

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Ussr Jokes More Ussr Jokes

Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me