What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Who was the last President of China?

Yes he was.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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Which country do doctors hate?

any

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?

Because he didn't habanero

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Who's there ! Bjork ! Bjork who ?

Bjork in the USSR !