Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

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Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

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Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas