Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

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What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

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Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!