Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

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Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles?

Ramendon

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.