Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

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Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

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Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles?

Ramendon