Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

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What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.