Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

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What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!