Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

What's your new years resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.