Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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What was Philip Seymour Hoffman's favorite album this year?

Pure Heroine by Lorde.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.