Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

What do you call stuffing an orifice with chilies?

Jalapenetration.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!