He was stuffed.
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Their stuff is always cut.
To get their stuff back.
Jalapenetration.
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
Amazon.
Antiquing.
Alzheimer, Grandma.
So you can get all your stuff back.
He didn't understand Flossophy!
SEVEN.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because he was stuffed!
Snoop dog.
A crustacean
The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue
No thanks, I'm stuffed."
Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
To get all their stuff back.
It was stuffed.
The turkey - he's always stuffed !
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
All your stuff has been donated to charity
They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Straight jack it.
A full bull!
me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding
I'm tired of doing stuff.
Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.
Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.
Turkey stuffing
Cus they are always stuffed.
Because his nose was stuffed
Because they're both full of stuffing !
Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff
I'm stuffed."
A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.
A thyme machine.
I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!
Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!
Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.
Because they built their stuff with reads!
a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
I hate tons of stuff.
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
Oh you know... stuff...
Taxidermist: Stuff.
This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.
One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
Make it for *White* people only.
In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
Chicks dig stars.
People who post the joke intro twice.
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
A chocolate bar
A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe
Starbucks
Because they didn't Lajka.
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
Both cant work without chains.
It had freed up one GB of space.
A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
IM Groot.
With a crane.
