What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

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What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

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What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

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What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

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What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.