What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

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A: Because no one will look for them.

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He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

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Oh you know... stuff...

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He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue