What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

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Which country's capital apologises for its religion?

Islamabad.

What is the difference between a cult and a religion?

Popularity.

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What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.