What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

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What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

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What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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What do you call the hot girl on a drummer's arm?

A tattoo.

Why do hot girls always travel in threes?

Because they can't even.

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What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

Why because I'm so cute and tiny?

No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table.