What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Why did the Square divorce the Circle?

It was sleeping around.

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

How do you find a dead body?

Download Pokemon GO.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.