What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

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What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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How do you find a dead body?

Download Pokemon GO.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.