What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

How did you sleep?

With closed eyes.

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a perverted cow do at night?

Beef Jerkey

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.