Prom night.
He tractor down
Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.
Only one nights sleep til Christmas!
Some nights, I don't know.
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
Saturday Night Fever.
A good Friday
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
Nothing, it never happens.
Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice
They go Bar Hopping!...
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A Cheese Kurd.