What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

Why was the little shoe sad?

I'm here all night

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Wisconsin Jokes More Wisconsin Jokes

What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin?

A Cheese Kurd.

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie