What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Wisconsin Jokes More Wisconsin Jokes

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin?

A Cheese Kurd.