Friday Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

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Moovie Jokes More Moovie Jokes

What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

Wisconsin Jokes More Wisconsin Jokes

Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry?

A: He couldn't recall.

What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

Saturday Night Fever Jokes More Saturday Night Fever Jokes

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine?

Le Tour de Franzia

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Crow Bar Jokes More Crow Bar Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.