Friday Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

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What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

Moovie Jokes More Moovie Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

Brunette Jokes More Brunette Jokes

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Red Head Jokes More Red Head Jokes

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!