Friday Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

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He had a Saturday Night Fever

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