Friday Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

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Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the new KKK member say during his training?

Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

Dumb Blonde Joke Jokes More Dumb Blonde Joke Jokes

Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

A: So brunettes can remember them.

Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!

Crow Bar Jokes More Crow Bar Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

Red Head Jokes More Red Head Jokes

What do you call it when a red head gets a tooth infection?

Gingervitus.

What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.