What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

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Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

It makes them feel popular.

What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?

A: She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

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What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

Why are red heads never calm?

Because it's so easy to make a ginger snap.

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How do you know when... ... a blonde has been using the computer?

There's white-out on the screen. How do you know when a brunette used the computer after a blonde There's writing on the white-out.

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"