What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

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What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

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How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

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Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

Red Head Jokes More Red Head Jokes

Why are red heads never calm?

Because it's so easy to make a ginger snap.

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

Brunette Jokes More Brunette Jokes

What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.