What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

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What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

A: So brunettes can remember them.

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

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What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

A: An air bag.