What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

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What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig."

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How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor