What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

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What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

What do you call a snake's mother?

A boa constructor.