What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from?

Stomach punches

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

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Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?

Because he had his own scales !

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A thon

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What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

Boa Constructor Jokes More Boa Constructor Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor