What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What do you call a snake's mother?

A boa constructor.