How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

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How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

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How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!