How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!

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What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.