How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

What do you call a Robert on a stick?

A keBob!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!