Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

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What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.