Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

Salesman Jokes More Salesman Jokes

How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely