Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Salesman Jokes More Salesman Jokes

How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

What salesman has the slickest line?

A hair grease salesman.