Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

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Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

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What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

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When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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What salesman has the slickest line?

A hair grease salesman.

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.