Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

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How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

Salesman Jokes More Salesman Jokes

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely