What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

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Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.

What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer?

Pedi-files

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What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.