What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

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What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.