Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

Previous Random Joke Next
2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Susie Jokes More Susie Jokes

Why did Susie fall of the swing set?

Because she had no arms.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.