Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, I already told her twice.

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing set?

Because she had no arms.

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.