Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

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How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream?

Because she was hit by a bus.

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.