Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

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What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless