Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

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Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

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Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless