Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

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How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

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What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.