He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
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For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.
They don't like getting sand in their crack.
An Autipsy.
A Chrysler
He was cross.
In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians
The thoooperintendent.
Because all of their broads are in Atlanta
To-mate-toes!
No, John! can't see
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.
Use the forks Luke.
Darth Vader is Luke's dad.
Oh, hi Marks!
The arts student gets a mark for it.
A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.
They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV
I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.
