He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -
Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)
Kurt and Rod
What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere
Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
A Sturgeon !
Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards
X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.
Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.
They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter
I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"
he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."
John.
John says: "That was an atomic bomb"
YemenHeads
Tuesday
He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.
In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi
Because my marks are all 'E's.
Oh, hi Marks!
Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite
A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.
They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV
