Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.
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He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.
Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite
