What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

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What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round

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Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply?

Pb &amp J.

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.