What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

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How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers

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What is the radio operator's favourite romantic story?

R and J

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite