Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite
He always gets nailed to the boards.
A cross trainer.
I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.
Because love means nothing to them!
To run their hands through their hair
A Fraudian slip.
Pb & J.
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
