What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

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What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

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What's the difference between U and I?

J

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.