What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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What is Jesus' favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

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What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

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Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

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What's the difference between U and I?

J

How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.