What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

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What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply?

Pb &amp J.

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.