Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite
Nails in their hands and feet
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y
Because love means nothing to them.
Red, because it runs the most.
He pulled his hamstring!
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
