Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.