Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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A: She fell out of the tree.

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Hebrews it.

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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Nailed it

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...