Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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Nail: Did you work the shaft

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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Because the wives had to get on board somehow.