Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train?

Auschittz."