Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.