Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.