Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....