Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.