Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

What letter never satisfies it's wife?

The quick E

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!