Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

on a Freudian Slip

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How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Why can't you hear a psychologist go to the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

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What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.