Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

on a Freudian Slip

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Freudian Slip Jokes More Freudian Slip Jokes

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

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What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.