when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
Walks home.
Old Jed's a millionaire.
I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.
None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend
4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..
THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?
Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.
Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.
Him: "You meant with you "
She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.
Don't touch this.
Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"
Your mother never ran away to join the circus.
Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...
He had a Freudian slip.
As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
on a Freudian Slip
