What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

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What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

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Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

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What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?

A Freudian slip

What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip