when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
Oh yeah. Imagination.
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.
Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
Arrrh, it's driving me nuts
The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.
A chameleon on a tartan rug !
A poison pen letter from the principal.
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
Him: "You meant with you "
So you can read her lips!
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
He had a Freudian slip.
A Freudian slip.
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
A Freudian Slip.
