Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

Edward Jokes More Edward Jokes

Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.