Because two Eds are better than one.
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Because his mother was in a jam.
Old King Coal !
Edward Snowed In
Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.
They put two twins together to make a king.