Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

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Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison"

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Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !

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Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.