Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.