Edward Jokes

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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A british tank you racist.

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Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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