Edward Jokes

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What was the Russian mohel's name?

Borris Kutchyakockoff

What's a russian's favorite golf club?

A putin wedge.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.