When it turns into a driveway.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Roy Jeep Biv
He was Snowden.
Six, if you slice them thin enough.
One. You just have to spread him real thin.
They both have a GARBAGE box.
Paint a goal line on your driveway.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Because he was snowed in.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
They're still in your driveway
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
Cleveland Rocks!
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
I don't want to plow my driveway
I went out on a limb.
By telling them knock knock jokes!
Are ya?
A niece slapper.
Because bombs are bright.
Secret Asians.
You look for the fresh prints!
He got snowed in.
So they can park in handicapped spaces.
I'm really sodie pop.
Because he was Snowden!
Because he was Snowden
Edward Snowed In
He's Snowden.
Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.
Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!
