When it turns into a driveway.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Roy Jeep Biv
He was Snowden.
Six, if you slice them thin enough.
One. You just have to spread him real thin.
They both have a GARBAGE box.
Paint a goal line on your driveway.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Because he was snowed in.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
They're still in your driveway
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
Cleveland Rocks!
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
I don't want to plow my driveway
When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.
An aircondtior can be hot
Antique farm equipment
Because everyone has a little good in them
WiiU
Their trunks.
He'll be Snowden.
At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
A stereotype
They promised freaky fast delivery
A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction
They start coffin.
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
Try two pairs of stilts!
