When it turns into a driveway.
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He was Snowden.
Six, if you slice them thin enough.
One. You just have to spread him real thin.
They both have a GARBAGE box.
Paint a goal line on your driveway.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Because he was snowed in.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
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me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
They're still in your driveway
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
Cleveland Rocks!
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
I don't want to plow my driveway
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It's not hard
I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.
I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.
Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?
The dyke broke.
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
In the punchlines.
Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Because he was Snowden.
He's Snowden.
a manual.
Because he got tired.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!