When it turns into a driveway.
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Coffee Mug
Roy Jeep Biv
He was Snowden.
Six, if you slice them thin enough.
One. You just have to spread him real thin.
They both have a GARBAGE box.
Paint a goal line on your driveway.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Because he was snowed in.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
They're still in your driveway
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
Cleveland Rocks!
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
I don't want to plow my driveway
Anxiety.
Past tense.
Because it's not right.
I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.
KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.
Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.
He said, "Over there by mine."
Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.
Neither one of them get r/dadjokes
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Blue Sonnet
Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.
Well they deleted
This is a bomb in a bull.
