How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Pave Jokes More Pave Jokes

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.