How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why don't black people ever go on cruises?

We're not falling for that one again!

How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

Pave Jokes More Pave Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.