How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What are there no black people in the Flinstones?

They were still monkeys

Why don't black people go on cruise ships?

They aren't gonna fall for that one again.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Pave Jokes More Pave Jokes

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.