How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

What do black people drive?

house prices down

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How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

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How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.