How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake?

No whey Jose

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

Pave Jokes More Pave Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.