How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.

Pave Jokes More Pave Jokes

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.