How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

Pave Jokes More Pave Jokes

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.