How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Pave Jokes More Pave Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.