How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

Pave Jokes More Pave Jokes

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.