What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

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Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!