What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What's baked everyday and sells itself?

bread

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How do you turn a duck into a R&ampB Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

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What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread