What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

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Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

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What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.