What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.