What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

How do you know the name of a Pokemon?

It will tell you.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What is the most racist type of bread?

A biguette

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

300 degrees in the oven.

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!