What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

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What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes?

I dino-bore! . I'm sorry.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers