How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

Gluten Tag Jokes More Gluten Tag Jokes

How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot