How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

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How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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What is most popular hearthstone deck in Germany?

Patron Warrior because Everyone Get in Here

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About 6 million.

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What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

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Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

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They shake.

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!