How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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Why is flour retarded?

Because it's in-bread.

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

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What is most popular hearthstone deck in Germany?

Patron Warrior because Everyone Get in Here

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

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What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

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How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

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A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

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What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.