What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!