What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

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Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

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What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.