What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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What do you call a political conservative woman who is required to always be there?

Amanda Tory

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!