What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

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What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

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What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.