Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A chopstick!
Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
Chopsticks
Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.
Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!
At some point they turned into Mummys
A hissy fit. ba dum tss.
Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.
Redneck: "Why is it required "
The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.
While I stroked his thigh with a knife.
To cut the corners!
Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Slow down and maybe use some lube...
Ask him to take wok.
They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang
