Chopstick Jokes

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

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What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

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A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

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What music service do potatoes like to use?

Spudify.

What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What do you call someone who points out the obvious?

Someone who points out the obvious.

What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Ba Dum Tss Jokes More Ba Dum Tss Jokes

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives