Chopstick Jokes

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

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What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What does the devil say to hell rejects?

Why don't you fork off

Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

What do you call a confused Chinese guy?

Wong Wei

Ba Dum Tss Jokes More Ba Dum Tss Jokes

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet