What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

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Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

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What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner?

removed

Who is your favorite X-Man?

Mine is Bruce Jenner