Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.