Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

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What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.