Toot Jokes

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.