What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

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What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug