What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common