What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon