What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What do you call an egyptian sun god with a colombian accent?

ShakiRA

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What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

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