What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

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Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

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