Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

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How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

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What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2