What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

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What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.