What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

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What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball?

Three on three.

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

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What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

What is the only deaf animal?

Def Leppard

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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.