HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :
Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...
Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys
Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it
