What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !

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Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.